A Normal 12-Year-Old's Brain VS. One That's On Drugs

Spoiler Alert: They’re exactly the same. Scientifically* there is no discernible difference between a normal adolescent brain and one that has been exposed to drugs. THAT’S HOW FREAKING CRAZY TWELVE YEAR OLDS ARE. *Not scientific at all. Complete speculation based on personal experience with one pre-teen and his friends. If you’re looking for something that actually might be scientific, try this article.

Grey Hair Accumulation Based on Age of Child

Finally You Know the Truth About Your Grey Hair! Has your child recently hit the double digits? Have you also recently begun accumulating an inordinate number of new grey hairs? Science* shows that parents with kids between 12 and 19 gain significantly more grey hair (up to 11x more) than their peers without teenagers**. Possible remedies include drinking more wine …

Are You A Bad Mother?

Always worried that you’re the worst mother in the world? Here’s a handy flowchart to help you determine whether you’re really a bad mother or whether you pass with flying colors!   I got some feedback after this was posted that people would like to be able to print this out so they could take this quiz daily to determine …