McDonald’s Closes at Noon

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Things I Will Not Judge Another Mother For

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  Things I Will Not Judge Another Mother About Whether you breastfeed your six-year-old Or never breastfed at all because formula just seems less gross than attaching a miniature person to your boob What your baby’s hair looks like (looking at you Beyonce) Whether you circumcised your son How clean your kids are How clean your house is How stained your clothes …

Do Not Disturb Signs- Work Edition*

As promised after making some “Do Not Disturb” signs for life with kids, I have also created some for when you don’t want to be disturbed at the office. Since I know most people don’t actually have doors, I forfeited the doorknob hangers and made them just regular signs, easily printable on a standard 8.5″x11″ piece of paper in your …

More Effective “Do Not Disturb” Signs

Sometimes I just want to pee alone. Not all the time, but sometimes. Most of the time would be nice but really, 1 out of every 99 times would do. And I know I shouldn’t be ungrateful because, dude, you’re so lucky to have kids who love you so much that they want to share even the most intimate moments with …

20 Things I Never Said Before I Had Sons

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I remember when Quai was about four and I had to sit him down and explain that he had to start wearing underwear when he was playing outside because it was making the neighbors uncomfortable. And I remember the baffled look on his little face and the “But, WHY?!!!!” that was filled with so much anguish that you’d think I …

6 Servings Of Yum!

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It’s probably because most of my friends are the kind of people who just skip the whole marriage thing and go straight to getting knocked up that I haven’t had to deal with too many weddings. But about two years ago, Jim’s best friend decided to ask his girlfriend to marry him and that all changed. And with the big …

A Very Important Matter Indeed

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Dear Man With Whom I Have A Sexual Relationship, We need to talk. I know, I know, those are the four most disturbing words a woman can utter to a man and why didn’t I warn you before I said that?! I can see that glazed, unfocused look starting to shadow your eyes and am well aware that you’ve already …