The Plan

Eve: Okay here’s the plan. When we get new Mary home, we’ll put her in the basement and then casually bring Bear down and he’ll be so happy to see her and can stop asking where she is. It’ll be great.
Jim: And when he looks and realizes that it’s a different cat, what are we going to do?
Eve: We’ll cross that bridge if we get to it, dear.
Jim: THAT IS A TERRIBLE PLAN!!!