Feeful and Fefful were naughty little puppies who didn’t like to eat their dinner. Every night they would hide their food under their napkins and tell their mommy they had finished eating. They were very tricky little boys.
One night, their mommy told them that she was going to make hot fudge sundaes for dessert but that they had to eat all of their dinner first. EVERY. SINGLE. BITE.
Feeful and Fefful were very excited about ice cream since usually their mom only gave them fruit or tapioca pudding for dessert so they pulled out all the stops when pretending to eat their dinner that night. They weren’t going to risk hiding their food under their napkins tonight! Instead, they hid their carrots in their ears and their pot roast under their butts. They hid the mashed potatoes under their chairs and fed their peas to the cat.
Their mom had no idea.
She was totally tricked.
Except she totally wasn’t.
So while her angelic little boys waited at the table drooling over the thought of delicious, creamy, cool ice cream, mommy put together the most beautiful ice cream sundaes ever. She gave each of them two scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with loads of hot fudge, a mountain of whipped cream, and three cherries each. But she had a little surprise for Feeful and Fefful in those sundaes. You see, before she put the hot fudge on top, she sprinkled just a little hot chili powder all over the ice cream.
They had no idea.
They were totally tricked.
Until they bit into the ice cream.
Then they cried and panted and yelled “THAT’S NOT NICE MOMMY! YOU DON’T JUST PUT HOT PEPPER ON PEOPLE’S ICE CREAM! THAT’S NOT A GOOD THING TO DO!”
“You’re right,” Mommy said, “I’m sorry.”
But really she wasn’t.
Those little fuckers deserved it.