Grey Hair Accumulation Based on Age of Child

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Finally You Know the Truth About Your Grey Hair!

Has your child recently hit the double digits? Have you also recently begun accumulating an inordinate number of new grey hairs? Science* shows that parents with kids between 12 and 19 gain significantly more grey hair (up to 11x more) than their peers without teenagers**.

Possible remedies include drinking more wine and sending children to boarding school.

*Not science at all. Just trying to make myself feel better about all the new grey hairs and yes, blaming my kid does make me feel better.

**Ages over 12 intentionally omitted because numbers are staggeringly high and won’t fit on this chart. Just believe us. This shit’s ridiculous. Time to take stock in a hair dye company.