Judging Moms

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Things I Will Not Judge Another Mother About

  • moms judging momsWhether you breastfeed your six-year-old
  • Or never breastfed at all because formula just seems less gross than attaching a miniature person to your boob
  • What your baby’s hair looks like (looking at you Beyonce)
  • Whether you circumcised your son
  • How clean your kids are
  • How clean your house is
  • How stained your clothes are
  • Whether you are a stay-at-home mom or work outside the home
  • What kind of birth you had. The fact is you no longer have a human inside of you so kudos to you.
  • How much unmicrowaved deli meat you ate while pregnant
  • How much television you let your kid watch (or computers or video games)
  • Whether you share a bed with your kids or they have their own rooms. Or their own houses.
  • Your stance on childhood vaccination
  • Whether your kid is a brat or hyper or not a good listener. I get it. There’s only so much you can do. They are their own annoying little people.
  • How much junk food you give your kid
  • Whether you spend your whole trip to the park on your cell phone
  • If you sometimes give your kids ice cream for breakfast. I mean, it does have dairy in it so it’s kind of healthy right?

Things I WILL Judge Another Mother About

  • Whether you’re skinnier and/or prettier than me. I don’t care how hard you worked to look like that. That shit is just unacceptable.