Never Gonna Sleep Again – New Baby Card


All the other cards at the baby shower will be sweet and filled with well wishes while yours will tell the truth…or at least what feels like the truth when you have a new baby at home…that you’ll never get a full night’s sleep again.

The cover of this card features a sweet illustration of a cherubic little baby, tricking the reader into thinking they’re getting a typical new baby card but then opening the card hits them with a one-two punch by simply declaring, “You’re never gonna sleep again.” This card gives a funny, if not slightly exaggerated look at what’s really in store for the new parents-to-be!

  • Dimensions: 5″x7″
  • Comes with matching white envelope
  • Printed on heavyweight velvet matte card stock in the United States

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49 in stock

Additional information

Weight .7 oz
Dimensions 5.5 x 7.5 x .1 in